Bike Porn Contest

A 2006 ad for the Brooks B18 Lady's saddle. Saddle patented in 1898 (Word).
Freewheeling is running a bike porn contest.
He has rejected my first entry [pdf], pictured above. Freewheeling is a stickler for the rules. He claims that's not my bike in the picture. (He concedes that that might be Gerty.)