Bike Sex-Be Careful Out There
You might recall the amusingly enraptured bike owner in the Friends of the Earth Bike Love video. Well, a real life version didn't get quite the same response. From the Carrick Gazette:
A FORMER Girvan man was caught having sexual intercourse with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel room by shocked cleaners.
Robert Stewart committed the sordid act while staying at the Aberley House Hostel in October last year. . . .
Depute fiscal Gail Davidson described in court last week how Mr Stewart had been caught: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.
Poor fellow. To add to the disgrace, the paper printed his photo on the front page.