Part 1. Coors Field yesterday. When the middle of the seventh rolled around, Gerty stood up to sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame." Gerty was puzzled when the PA announcer asks everyone to rise and remove their hats.
Gerty doesn't go to many baseball games these days. She was momentarily baffled. "Remove my hat to sing along with Harry Carey's oft-slurred anthem?" All became clear when the stadium launched into the jingoistic Irving Berlin song "God Bless America."
Gerty is not one to disrespect sappy, pandering musical numbers or those who sing them, so she remained standing. But Gerty is also not one to confuse sappy, pandering musical numbers with sappy, pandering national anthems, so Gerty's hat stayed on her head.
Once everyone had settled in for the bottom of the seventh, Gerty heard a woman behind her comment, "Did you see that? She didn't take her hat off." Gerty ignored it. The person repeated her comment: "Did you see that? She didn't take her hat off." Ignored by Gerty, the commenter repeated her comment two more times.
Then came the kicker. "I bet she voted for Obama!"
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Part 2. Is their audience stupid? Are they stupid? Or are they both stupid?
From Doug Patton's column:
Let us restate the obvious. Access to quality health care is denied to no one in the United States. . . . Callous HMO bureaucrats may arbitrarily refuse to pay for certain health care procedures, thereby forcing patients to consider other methods of payment. However, that is not the same thing as being denied treatment.
No. It's not the same thing as being denied treatment. It's the same thing as not being treated.