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09/29/09

Amazing! Free WiFi! OMG!

"Amazing benefits"!

Be still my heart! Two whole free hours if I have a Starbucks card and register it and use it once a month. Such a deal.

Or, I could walk three blocks to one of three local coffee shops, four bars, bagel place, hospital or Burger King that have as much free internet as I want.

Starbucks = Losers.

09/28/09

Senator Dopey Gets His Gun

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Image by Al_HikesAZ. Some rights reserved.

Have I mentioned Colorado's tradition of spineless and dopey senators? Oh, I guess I have.

From the Denver Post:

. . . Sen. Mark Udall will announce proposed legislation today that would funnel more federal dollars to help states build public shooting ranges.

. . .

U.S. Forest Service officials closed part of Lefthand Canyon near Boulder last year after several agency employees experienced near misses from an ad hoc shooting range near a road.

. . .

It would also reduce the liability of federal agencies when federal land is used for firing ranges or shooting activity.

Udall's aides said the law should give states substantial incentives to build new public firing ranges.

"By creating safe public shooting ranges, we will provide more opportunities for gun owners and sportsmen to target practice, reduce conflicts with other users of forest lands and generate more money for wildlife habitat restoration" by training a new generation of shooters, said Udall's spokeswoman, Tara Trujillo.

Boggling

Seems like a joke but it's not April 1 and it's for real.

Jill Abramson, the managing editor for news, agreed with [the NYTimes "Public Editor"] that the paper was “slow off the mark,” and blamed “insufficient tuned-in-ness to the issues that are dominating Fox News and talk radio.” She and Bill Keller, the executive editor, said last week that they would now assign an editor to monitor opinion media and brief them frequently on bubbling controversies.

I guess it's sort of funny. Sort of "sad funny." Like the Darwin Awards.

Appropriate Circumlocution

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I've always liked this sign's tact.

Not As Bad As Nuclear War So Why Worry?

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Mark Schiefelbein for The New York Times. NYTimes caption: "Like many truckers, Kurt Long uses a dispatching computer. 'We’re supposed to pull over,” he said, “but nobody ever does.'”

False comparisons come up every time someone proposes a rule to reduce driver distractions. From the NYTimes:

Crisscrossing the country, hundreds of thousands of long-haul truckers use computers in their cabs to get directions and stay in close contact with dispatchers, saving precious minutes that might otherwise be spent at the side of the road.

The trucking industry says these devices can be used safely, posing less of a distraction than BlackBerrys, iPhones and similar gadgets, and therefore should be exempted from legislation that would ban texting while driving.

“We think that’s overkill,” Clayton Boyce, spokesman for the American Trucking Associations . . . .

Yes. And using a computer while driving is less distracting than having a pack of angry monkeys in the cab, too. And much safer than driving with a bucket on one's head. Obviously using a computer isn't a problem.

Who buys this sort of reasoning? Maybe driving really does make people stupid.

Forty thousand deaths a year and no one really notices. Saving "precious minutes" is much more important to our car-addled population.

Debating Reality

I have a friend who treats every discussion as a football game: "losing" is not an option. Spending an hour with him made me realize I would rather debate something with someone who is right rather than someone who is wrong. I can handle "losing" if I learn something.

These days I don't spend as much time trying to convince people who I know are wrong that they are indeed wrong. I am more likely to shrug and let reality correct the misunderstanding. Sometimes it works.

High Fives

Simple, unexpected interactions.

09/23/09

Driving Again

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The recession and spike in gas prices got Americans out of their cars. One of the few good things about the economic turmoil.

But the effect was temporary. As the graph above shows, Americans are driving again.

Maybe it's all the clunker replacements. [DOT via Calculated Risk]

09/18/09

From Elsewhere . . . .

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Line made by walking 1967, Richard Long.

  • Buying out the health insurance industry would save us money? From Doug Henwood at Institute for Public Accuracy:

    A friend pointed out to me earlier today that the market capitalization—the value of all the outstanding stock—of the publicly traded health insurers is about $150 billion. Add a little premium to sweeten the pot and you could nationalize the lot of them for about $200 billion. The total administrative costs of the U.S. healthcare system, which are greatly inflated by all the paperwork and second-guessing of docs’ decisions generated by the insurance industry, are about $400 billion a year. Those administrative costs are about three times what a Canadian-style single payer system would cost. So that means we’d save about $250 billion a year by eliminating the waste caused by our private insurance system.

    In other words, the nationalization could pay for itself in well under a year.

  • Dave Vontesmar is an ass (or an ape.) His car has been captured many times on speed cameras. The person behind the wheel in the pictures is wearing a mask. Preserving the god-given right to speed without consequences.
  • The first multi-speed bicycle produced in the U.S. (it's chainless) has been restored and is going on display.
  • The history of the (American) gyro in the NYTimes.
  • I've looked for the East Denver Eruv every now and then when I was in the general area. Yesterday I discovered the boundary that runs just west of Holly along the Cherry Creek path just before Four Mile Park. It's fishing line that runs along the top of slender posts perhaps 12 feet high. Check it out.
  • The Eruv (as it matters to me) and the art of Richard Long have a lot in common:

    My first work made by walking, in 1967, was a straight line in a grass field, which was also my own path, going 'nowhere'. . . . my intention was to make a new art which was also a new way of walking: walking as art.  . . . Each walk, though not by definition conceptual, realised a particular idea.

    Walking also enabled me to extend the boundaries of sculpture, which now had the potential to be de-constructed in the space and time of walking long distances. Sculpture could now be about place as well as material and form.

  • I didn't know Muhammad Ali started boxing because of a bicycle:

    On an October afternoon in 1954, a 12-year-old Clay attended an annual convention of the Louisville Service Club . . . . He arrived at the black merchant bazaar upon a new $60 red and white Schwinn. However, after Clay and his friend indulged themselves with free popcorn and ice cream they left the auditorium to find that their bicycles had been stolen. A tearful Clay was directed to the basement of the auditorium where a policeman was manning the boxing gym. Joe Martin listened to young Cassius boast about a statewide hunt for his precious bike and heard the threats he was making to the thief if he was ever caught. After a while, Martin asked of Clay, “Well, do you know how to fight?” Clay quipped back, “No, but I’d fight anyway.” Martin’s best advice to the hot-tempered preteen was to come back around the gym and learn to fight. “Why don’t you learn something about fighting,” Martin suggested, “before you go and make any hasty challenges?”

Sept. 22: Bike Denver's Equinox Ride

From Bike Denver:

What: BikeDenver’s Autumnal Equinox Ride is a casual, safe, ride for Denver cyclists. Come join us to celebrate the onset of FALL! We will ride from City Park’s Thatcher Fountain to Scruffy Murphy’s Irish Pub at 2030 Larimer. You’ll still have time to cruise over to Salvagetti at 8pm to see some great bicycle film shorts (6 minutes films) in the parking lot by Salvagetti’s new digs at 1611 Platte Street.

When: September 22, 6pm Ride, 7pm Social, Bike Film Shorts start at 8pm at Salvagetti.

Where: Start at City Park… End at Scruffy Murphy’s. Meet 6:00pm at Thatcher Fountain, just North of East High School, at 17th Ave. & Esplanade. We’ll have directions to Salvagetti if you want to cycle over for the film shorts.

How: On your bike, dressed as you like. Helmets strongly suggested. Front and rear lights are required by the City for night riding. We ride safely and legally. Secure bike parking will be provided at Scruffy Murphy’s. Enjoy the Happy Hour pricing they’ll be extending for us!

Why: Because FALL is a great time to ride your bike in Denver! At the autumnal equinox (Sept 22, 2009; 5:18 P.M. EDT), the Sun appears to cross the celestial equator, this marks the beginning of autumn in the Northern Hemisphere.

About Scruffy Murphy’s: Scruffy Murphy’s opened in 2005 in the up-and-coming Ballpark neighborhood. You’ll love this traditional Irish Pub with a cozy atmosphere and friendly staff.

Yehuda: Both Get Away With It

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Rick Smith captures (again) a truth about cycling.

I don't think there's much doubt that our car-addled reporters cover up the carnage cars inflict on our society -- rarely do you see a car killing story that mentions that it's an instance of an incredible, national problem. Or even that a person - as opposed to a car - was involved.

Forty thousand deaths a year. Mostly preventable. Mostly a result of illegal behavior that is routinely overlooked. Mostly involving people who have no idea how risky their behavior is because everyone behaves recklessly and no one - media, parents, friends - says a word about it. It's always "a terrible accident."

A Fabulous Education

A note that made me laugh:

I am going to have fabulous back muscles by carrying my backpack full of a fabulous education around...

09/15/09

And this makes sense because?

From the NYTimes:

The question of who gets to shop on the [new insurance] exchange has become highly politicized. As part of an effort to show that illegal immigrants will not benefit from an insurance overhaul, the White House and leading Senate Democrats have said that illegal immigrants will be barred from participating in the new exchange, even if they can afford to pay the full cost of insurance.

Because Republicans are assholes? That's the only explanation I can think of. (Actually, it might also be because Republicans are stupid. Or because Democrats are spineless.)

Fewer customers. Less revenue. Fewer economies of scale. More uninsured emergency room visits or otherwise uncompensated care.

That makes sense.

09/14/09

Morons

Streetsblog Capitol Hill:

Sen. Tom Coburn's (R-OK) seven proposed amendment[s] to [U.S. DOT's 2010 spending bill] include one that would "prohibit the use of funds for roadkill reduction programs, transportation museums, scenic beautification projects, or bike and pedestrian paths" until the nation's highway trust fund is on a firmer financial footing, according to a report in Friday's CQ.

And John McCain is trying to block funding for lots of transit projects including the West, East, and Gold rail transit corridors in the Denver area.

09/13/09

Only The Bicycle Repair Man Can Save Us From Obama (Or The Loonies)

The Tour de Fat parade rode past the Capitol yesterday. The whack-jobs were out to protest Obama's simultaneous communism, facism, Frenchism, and Kenyanism. (Also, propaganda, taxes, debt, government, child abuse, and Hillary Clinton.)

I stopped to chat with someone holding a sign saying something like "Obama wants to kill me!"

Me: Obama wants to kill you?
He: I need chemo and he would take it away.
Me: You mean the government wouldn't pay for it?
He: Yeah.
Me: And the government pays for it now?
He: No.
Me: Well, who pays for it now?
He: No one.
Me: So you want the government to pay for it?
He: No.
Me: You want to pay for it but can't?
He: I can't afford it.
Me: You want the doctors to do it for free?
He: No.
Me: Cheaper?
He: No.
Me: I guess I don't get it.
He: Yeah you don't and people like you won't.

At which point he launched into a rant reminiscent of John Cleese's in the last 40 seconds of this clip. Cleese is funny; this guy got scary.

I don't think he needed chemo treatment. I think he needed the Bicycle Repair Man: He obviously had a screw loose.

09/12/09

Bike Shorts: Films For Cyclists With Short Attention Spans

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09/10/09

Tour de Fat Is This Saturday

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Tour de Fat notes:

  • It's this Saturday!
  • New Belgium is still looking for a volunteer to give up their automobile and trade it for a bike.
  • The Basics:

    Ride Registration 9am-10am
    Ride Times 10am-11am
    Revival Times 11am-4pm
    Benefitting: Bike Denver
    Benefitting: Flight for Life
    Benefitting: The Derailleur Bicycle Collective
    Sustainable Support Alliance For Sustainable Colorado
    Performances by: March Fourth Marching Band
    Paper Bird
    Nanda

    Featuring:

    • Sean Hayes
    • The Pimps of Joytime
    • Handsome Little Devils present: Squirm Burpee Circus
    • The Dare Devil Chicken Club Presents: Honeymoon Cabaret
    • Loyd Family Players Salsa Drum Corps

    On the Grotto stage:

    • * Oakhurst, Bela Karoli w/ Ian Cooke, George Inai and the Curious Ghost Orchestra, Dovekins Longspoon
  • The parade route:

    The parade leaves at 10am...don't be late!

    Leave City Park South on St. Paul to 11th. Take 11th West to Cheesman Park and do a lap around the park. Folks can shake what their mommas gave them at that park if they want to take a break and party. Leave Cheesman going North on Franklin St Go West on 16th down to Sherman and go pedal around the Capitol. Down Capitol Hill (careful crazy bikes) to Lincoln. Take Lincoln North through Downtown area to 20th. Take that all the way back to City Park.

  • The Alliance for Sustainable Colorado still needs a few more volunteers to help with waste diversion during the event. If you are interested in helping, please e-mail Anna at annaz -@- sustainablecolorado.org or call 303-405-6791. Free beer and t-shirt.
  • The Denver Cruisers are meeting at The Shoppe before the parade:

    The ride starts at 10am on the west side of City Park and we're meeting at 8:30 at the Shoppe on 3103 East Colfax Avenue for cereal and cupcakes.

    We'll leave the Shoppe at 9:30ish and ride over to the park where the real fun will ensue.

  • The Cruisers were kind enough to pass this along:

    If you want to win a New Belgium Cruiser Bike, check out these venues for give-a-ways on these dates:

    Gov’s Park- 9/3 and 9/10
    British Bulldog- 9/8
    Salty Ritas- 9/9
    3 Dogs- 9/9
    Patrick Carrols- 9/10
    Wymanns- 9/10
    The Cooler- 9/11
    Pioneer- 9/11

What's Not Driving Me . . . .

It's important to pay attention when someone changes the terms of a discussion or the goals of a project. Sometimes those changes, if they sound familiar, slide right past. From Obama's speech:

To my progressive friends, I would remind you that for decades, the driving idea behind reform has been to end insurance company abuses and make coverage affordable for those without it.

I don't know about you, but these weren't my goals for universal health care. I wanted free, universal care. Insurance company reform was not part of the picture. And "affordable" is not the same as "free." (Gerty and I are staggering making payments for things that the seller keeps saying are "affordable.")

Is ending insurance company abuses and making coverage affordable for those without it enough or good? I suppose it depends on how it's done.

Forcing me to purchase anything doesn't sit well with me. Forcing me to purchase something from a private company is offensive.

I guess we'll see.

09/09/09

From Elsewhere . . . .

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Artist: Blu. Location: Lambrate Rail Station, Milan. Image by Porpora60. Via Bike Lane Diary. Definitely check out Blu's site!

Nice

chiggins of It's Just A Ride:

I gotta say, I’d be proud just to know my wife if I wasn’t lucky enough to be married to her.

09/08/09

Yehuda's Good Today . . . .

Two Parts Stupid

Part 1. Coors Field yesterday. When the middle of the seventh rolled around, Gerty stood up to sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame." Gerty was puzzled when the PA announcer asks everyone to rise and remove their hats.

Gerty doesn't go to many baseball games these days. She was momentarily baffled. "Remove my hat to sing along with Harry Carey's oft-slurred anthem?" All became clear when the stadium launched into the jingoistic Irving Berlin song "God Bless America."

Gerty is not one to disrespect sappy, pandering musical numbers or those who sing them, so she remained standing. But Gerty is also not one to confuse sappy, pandering musical numbers with sappy, pandering national anthems, so Gerty's hat stayed on her head.

Once everyone had settled in for the bottom of the seventh, Gerty heard a woman behind her comment, "Did you see that? She didn't take her hat off." Gerty ignored it. The person repeated her comment: "Did you see that? She didn't take her hat off." Ignored by Gerty, the commenter repeated her comment two more times.

Then came the kicker. "I bet she voted for Obama!"

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Part 2. Is their audience stupid? Are they stupid? Or are they both stupid?

From Doug Patton's column:

Let us restate the obvious. Access to quality health care is denied to no one in the United States. . . . Callous HMO bureaucrats may arbitrarily refuse to pay for certain health care procedures, thereby forcing patients to consider other methods of payment. However, that is not the same thing as being denied treatment.

No. It's not the same thing as being denied treatment. It's the same thing as not being treated.

Irrelevant

From Marta Evry at FDL:

[I]f Obama really does punt on the public option, it will be a disaster for him and for us. . . .
. . . We will feel that we have no more voice in this administration than we did the last.

True.

This is what I have been trying to express to Gerty. I'm happy Obama is president. I like his tone. But there's nothing inspiring going on to balance a bunch of stuff that seems mediocre or downright rotten. There's nothing that makes me say "YES!" and no prospect of real progress on the things that matter to me.

Not to say that the Obama Administration will be as odious as the Bush Administration, just that I will feel as irrelevant.

09/06/09

Checkouts At My Library And Grocery Store

People are getting so expensive, it's good to eliminate them.

09/04/09

Denver Police Speak A Different Language

I'm told, but don't know whether it is true, that there is only one bilingual detective on the Denver police force. And she now works only on "cold" cases.

Roughly 1/3 of Denver's population is Latino. About 1/5 is foreign born.

09/03/09

Cager PSA

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Original image by hradcanska. Some rights reserved.

All cars come equipped with turn signals. The lever is there behind the steering wheel. If you cannot find it or don't know how to operate it, please ask your mechanic.

If you have difficulty using the turn signal lever because you have an object in your hand, put the object down you fucking moron.

Broder's Question Has An Obvious Answer

David Broder:

Looming beyond the publicized cases of these relatively low-level operatives is the fundamental accountability question: What about those who approved of their actions? If accountability is the standard, then it should apply to the policymakers and not just to the underlings. Ultimately, do we want to see Cheney, who backed these actions and still does, standing in the dock?

The answer is yes. Absolutely.

(Incredibly, this is one of Broder's arguments against Holder's half-assed investigation. Sometimes I despair.)

09/02/09

Tour de Fat PSA

From the Alliance for Sustainable Colorado:

Ballyhoo and Beer

Join the Alliance for Sustainable Colorado at New Belgium's Tour de Fat Saturday, September 12, 2009 at City Park in Denver from 10am to 4pm.

Don't miss this rollicking, zany bike festival that helps spread the word about the positive societal offerings of the bicycle. [And helps support Bike Denver and the Derailer Bicycle Collective.]

Volunteers Needed

We are looking for 36 volunteers to help with the resource recovery efforts at this year’s Tour de Fat.

If you are passionate about sustainability, please consider giving an hour and a half of your time.

All volunteers will receive a free New Belgium T-Shirt and beer tokens!

If you are interested in helping please contact Anna at 303-405-6791 or nnaz - @ - sustainablecolorado.org

For more information about The Tour de Fat visit:
http://sustainablecolorado.org/events/

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